tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-64665589176202863202024-03-08T11:10:57.675-08:00All Gay Sex StoriesFunny Jokes Directoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08155246818024180783noreply@blogger.comBlogger161125truetag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6466558917620286320.post-23936358748989097742010-02-17T22:47:00.000-08:002010-02-17T22:48:00.131-08:00Winter Snow 1I had just about had it. My job was driving me crazy. My wife suggested that since I had extended accrued leave that I take some time. I call an old friend, Bob, in Taos, NM and arranged to spend a few days drinking and skiing.I had known Bob since Prep school. We had played around in HS and college but we both had gotten married and settled down.The first day the skiing was great as the snow Funny Jokes Directoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08155246818024180783noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6466558917620286320.post-44540167905877094482010-02-17T22:46:00.001-08:002010-02-17T22:46:37.863-08:00Winter Train TripThe winter had been the worst in sixteen years, snow was deep all over the south of England and I had to choose this time to visit my Uncle and Aunt in Dorchester. The train was having a hard time coping with some of the snowdrifts that had been building up across the tracks, so we were already an hour late. I was just thinking things could get no worse, when with a sudden shudder we came to a Funny Jokes Directoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08155246818024180783noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6466558917620286320.post-39358275989883342462010-02-17T22:44:00.000-08:002010-02-17T22:45:52.101-08:00Wish Come TrueI watch him from across the room as he orders more drinks. His name is Matt, and I think I love him. Unfortunately, Matt's in a very serious relationship. They have been living together for years, while I've only known them for a few months.He returns to our table, our drinks in his hands. I watch as he gracefully crosses the dance floor, avoiding the gyrating dancers with a dance of his own. He Funny Jokes Directoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08155246818024180783noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6466558917620286320.post-71747668774378605122010-02-17T22:43:00.002-08:002010-02-17T22:49:13.766-08:00Winter Snow 3The next day was a blur. I had to head back to NY and my wife tommorrow. Tonight was it.After skiing, Bob and I found our way to the hotel bar. After a few cocktails, we noticed a guy staring at us from across the room. We realized it was our voyeur from across the court yard. Young, 20 something like ourselves, tall, blondish hair, in a tight turtleneck that showed a fit but not ripped body. He Funny Jokes Directoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08155246818024180783noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6466558917620286320.post-49767976475583805532010-02-17T22:43:00.001-08:002010-02-17T22:48:19.841-08:00Winter Snow 2I awoke and slid out of bed. The effects of tequila were wearing off and now realizing what I had done. I slipped into bath room to ponder. After a few minutes, I stepped out. The light shone on the bed where Bob was sleeping. I knew I was going back to NY in few days to my wife and straight life but decided to live for the moment and enjoy my newfound sexuality.I slid into bed and wrapped my Funny Jokes Directoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08155246818024180783noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6466558917620286320.post-22369505914946058152010-02-17T22:43:00.000-08:002010-02-17T22:44:23.155-08:00Wish You Were HereJack stared out at the ocean; it sparkled and frothed and rippled as it met the sand- teeming with life. Who knew what cute and dangerous creatures lurked out there- what hidden treasures lay at the bottom, long forgotten? It was beautiful, awash with colour and life. There was really nowhere he would rather be.The sun was setting- hanging in the balance just on the fringes of the horizon- Funny Jokes Directoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08155246818024180783noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6466558917620286320.post-16813159426915426232010-02-17T22:39:00.000-08:002010-02-17T22:41:20.234-08:00Wishful Thinking 3I sat, wide awake for the remainder of the evening paralyzed with fear after agreeing with Mike to finally work through the events of my past. I glanced down at Mike; jealous of his peaceful slumber then chided myself for being a prick. 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Every now and then Mike would reach for my hand and gently rub my knuckles trying to convey comfort and his touch meantFunny Jokes Directoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08155246818024180783noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6466558917620286320.post-20033436506351987692010-02-17T22:36:00.000-08:002010-02-17T22:38:48.681-08:00Wishful Thinking 2There's darkness all around. I can't see my hand in front of my face. I look up and there, miles above me I see a small circle of light. My heart is racing and sweat soaks my body. I am shaking so badly I can barely stand but somewhere inside I know that if I do sit it will happen.The slithering rustle I can faintly hear will consume me if I give in and collapse to the cold dirt floor.I pray Funny Jokes Directoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08155246818024180783noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6466558917620286320.post-1580961711401718262010-02-17T22:35:00.002-08:002010-02-17T22:42:59.277-08:00Wishful Thinking 5Taylor and I fell into a familiar routine of work and therapy. I saw some changes happening within Taylor such as a loss of appetite and the increasing frequency of his nightmares but I had been reassured by Dr Aimes that this kind of progression was "normal" and things would most likely get worse before they got better.My main concern of course though was the state of his mental health. Taylor Funny Jokes Directoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08155246818024180783noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6466558917620286320.post-49073415421853033222010-02-17T22:35:00.001-08:002010-02-17T22:37:27.904-08:00Wishful Thinking 1"It's ok. You can tell me anything," he would say as he wrapped his arms around me giving me much needed comfort.Well that's how it went in my dream anyway. Unfortunately real life is not something we get to control and the look of total disgust on Wesley's face as I told him that I was HIV positive was enough to make me physically ill.His bags were packed the next day and off he went to break Funny Jokes Directoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08155246818024180783noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6466558917620286320.post-17562870726139189882010-02-17T22:35:00.000-08:002010-02-17T22:36:32.069-08:00With Mother's ApprovalDinner was unusually quiet as I could tell my mother had something on her mind. After the table was cleared she told me she had heard something that really disturbed her."Jimmy, I spoke with a woman today who lives in the complex and she told me.......oh god I almost can't say it. She told me you......have been seeing her husband and........" I hung my head as I knew what was coming. I am sure Funny Jokes Directoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08155246818024180783noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6466558917620286320.post-5630397268042305962010-02-17T22:31:00.002-08:002010-02-17T22:35:16.058-08:00With You Anything 2It seems somewhat obvious in retrospect that Jon was the one to bring it up. He could tell right away there was something Tucker's mind. At first, he thought it was something transitory, or something Tuck would bring up when he was ready. He was fairly sure it was something which seemed big when you kept it private, but as soon as it was brought out into the open, it wouldn't seem so bad.Early inFunny Jokes Directoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08155246818024180783noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6466558917620286320.post-84374517441267906212010-02-17T22:31:00.000-08:002010-02-17T22:34:53.479-08:00With You Anything 1Tucker Williams almost missed his flight. His mind was a thousand miles away as they called for the last passengers to board the flight for San Diego. If it hadn't been for the attentive gate agent, he might have been staring into the distance while his flight rolled down the runway without him. Shocked back into the moment by a gentle tap on his shoulder, he quickly grabbed his backpack and Funny Jokes Directoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08155246818024180783noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6466558917620286320.post-32538725339949272092010-02-17T22:28:00.002-08:002010-02-17T22:31:40.953-08:00With You I Am Whole 2"Are you okay in there? What happened?" Eli shouted from the other side."I'm not sure. What the hell is that noise?" Finn replied, covering his ears with his palms."Is it okay if I come in there?"Finn looked around him, crossing his legs to appear somewhat decent. "Sure, if you can stop that fucking beep!"Finn had to physically stop himself from sighing at the sight of the other man. He looked Funny Jokes Directoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08155246818024180783noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6466558917620286320.post-70803625903448521732010-02-17T22:28:00.000-08:002010-02-17T22:30:05.728-08:00With You I Am Whole 1Finn rolled over on the pavement as he started to feel lightheaded. His eyes shifted restlessly in their sockets, watching as countless pedestrians stepped carelessly past his weakening form. They side-stepped, creeping around his huddled body as if he were vermin. He wanted to spit at them. He wanted to give them all something to really be afraid of.He could feel his own blood soaking into his Funny Jokes Directoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08155246818024180783noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6466558917620286320.post-17953363014798466872010-02-17T22:27:00.000-08:002010-02-17T22:28:42.750-08:00Woken by a Blow JobIt had been 8 years since they had all left university. Back then they were a band of brothers, inseparable. 6 guys all living under one roof. The house was an absolute disaster, as you might expect when 6 college aged men live together. The front door was smashed in, and to "fix" it, Dylan had just drilled a couple screws in place to hold the door permanently shut, and told everyone to enter Funny Jokes Directoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08155246818024180783noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6466558917620286320.post-76321600994164067822010-02-17T22:26:00.001-08:002010-02-17T22:28:09.647-08:00WolvesMy mouth is red and sticky with blood.No, not blood. Lipstick, crimson and wet, a moist, warm gash. The illusion vanishes, and I ache.This is why I never wear red lipstick. My mouth in the tiny compact mirror hurts me, plagues me with memories that never happened, makes a phantom flavor burn upon my tongue--a flavor that I am all too familiar with, but tasted in another time, another form that Funny Jokes Directoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08155246818024180783noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6466558917620286320.post-2244233243192170012010-02-17T22:26:00.000-08:002010-02-17T22:27:11.819-08:00Wonderfully in LoveI'm a woman so you should be aware that this isn't my story at all, but a truly wonderful love story about two men it is my pleasure to call my friends.I first met Larry when the university called me in to interview for a clerical position. He was the office manager who made me feel welcome with his warm and cheery smile. The interview process took over two weeks to complete because it required aFunny Jokes Directoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08155246818024180783noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6466558917620286320.post-24913958778669934812010-02-17T22:25:00.000-08:002010-02-17T22:26:36.550-08:00Wood in the WoodsWe text each other for the drive telling me what he would be wearing and where to find him as we couldn't meet at his due to him living with his parents. I pulled my car into a small road and waited where he told me to- I sent him another text but no response. I was about to give up and drive around for a bit when I saw a guy on a pushbike matching the description he gave me. As he cycled past myFunny Jokes Directoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08155246818024180783noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6466558917620286320.post-81826616507713791172010-02-17T22:21:00.001-08:002010-02-17T22:35:44.367-08:00With You Anything 3"Anything, Tuck. Anything for you."Tucker sat up and turned Jon onto his belly. He spread Jon's arms and legs wide, like a face-down Vitruvian Man. He stared with hunger and lust at the broad, powerful shoulders, capable of hitting long home runs. He ran his hands down from Jon's shoulders to the narrow waist, kept slender by so much physical activity. His fingertips skittered over the well Funny Jokes Directoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08155246818024180783noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6466558917620286320.post-38387013454375673922010-02-17T22:21:00.000-08:002010-02-17T22:24:42.999-08:00Workday DistractionWhile I was working in an empty apartment today a painter showed up to prep the walls. He was in his mid to late twenties. Short spikish dark hair with sideburns and a goatee. His lightly tanned muscular arms were covered in tattoos. He had a sleeveless shirt and loose boardshorts on, with leather flip flops."Hey, how's it goin?" he asks, walking in the front door."Hi there.""Am i gonna be in Funny Jokes Directoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08155246818024180783noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6466558917620286320.post-71391209716662832572010-02-17T22:20:00.000-08:002010-02-17T22:26:05.134-08:00Work ReliefThe whole thing started about a month after I started a new job. One day a fellow co-worker by the name of Burl, who took a liking to me almost as soon as I started there, came up to me after work one day with a most unusual request. He offered to give me a blowjob anytime I wanted it. Burl pretty much had free run of the top floor storage room so if I did agree to it we sure wouldn't be Funny Jokes Directoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08155246818024180783noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6466558917620286320.post-6036459547479580802010-02-17T22:17:00.000-08:002010-02-17T22:20:03.993-08:00Working at Home 1I do a lot of my work out of my home office. There are advantages of working from home. I was taking a break in the morning, sitting on my balcony, which is enclosed, and sipping a cup of coffee. I heard the gardeners starting to work and I noticed the young man who was running the weed eater. I watched him move around the trees and into the parking lot. 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